AFTER MUCH CONSIDERATION, THOUGHT, RESEARCH...AND GAZING THROUGH "MAGIC GLASSES" INTO A BOWL OF MYSTICAL WATER...
THESE ARE THE GLOOM AND DOOM PREDICTIONS FOR 2010 :
1.....CIVIL WARS IN IRAQ, AFGHANISTAN AND PAKISTAN GET MUCH WORSE...PAKISTAN GOES TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL.
2.....GOLD HITS 1500...DOLLAR GOES TO 165 ON EURO...AS KEY CENTRAL BANKS "DUMP THE DOLLAR."
3.....FED KEEPS INTEREST RATE AT ZERO FOR THE ENTIRE YEAR....US ECONOMY IS STRUCTURALLY DAMAGED... THIS ZOMBIE ECONOMY SCARES BERNANKE SHITLESS
4.....DEMOCRATS GAIN SEATS IN CONGRESS IN THE 2010 OFF YEAR ELECTION...CONTRARY TO POPULAR OPINION...UNEMPLOYED AND UNINSURED DO NOT "FLOCK TO" REPUBLICANS....ALSO PALIN AND THE TEABAGGERS DEFEAT MANY REPUBLICANS.
5.....UNEMPLOYMENT HITS 14%...WITH A 25% UNDER-EMPLOYMENT RATE.
6.....ISRAEL BOMBS IRAN...CAUSING GLOBAL BACKLASH IN MUSLIM WORLD.
7.....A WIDE-SPREAD COLLAPSE OF STATE AND LOCAL GOVERNMENTS WILL BLIND-SIDE THE ECONOMY.
8......MASSIVE BANK COLLAPSES HIT ECONOMY, AS "HIDDEN" FORECLOSURES SWEEP THE NATION....AND MORE BAD ASSETS COME OUT.
9......DEMOCRATS LEARN TO KICK REPUBLICAN ASS...THE RISE OF THE ASS KICKING RUDE PROGRESSIVE...DEMOCRATS FORCED TO USE RECONCILIATION TO PASS HEALTH CARE.
10.....UBER-CLOWN GLEN BECK WILL BE CANCELLED ON FOX NETWORK...OBAMA WILL MAKE MURDOCK AN OFFER HE CAN'T REFUSE.
THESE ARE THE GLOOM AND DOOM PREDICTIONS FOR 2010 :
1.....CIVIL WARS IN IRAQ, AFGHANISTAN AND PAKISTAN GET MUCH WORSE...PAKISTAN GOES TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL.
2.....GOLD HITS 1500...DOLLAR GOES TO 165 ON EURO...AS KEY CENTRAL BANKS "DUMP THE DOLLAR."
3.....FED KEEPS INTEREST RATE AT ZERO FOR THE ENTIRE YEAR....US ECONOMY IS STRUCTURALLY DAMAGED... THIS ZOMBIE ECONOMY SCARES BERNANKE SHITLESS
4.....DEMOCRATS GAIN SEATS IN CONGRESS IN THE 2010 OFF YEAR ELECTION...CONTRARY TO POPULAR OPINION...UNEMPLOYED AND UNINSURED DO NOT "FLOCK TO" REPUBLICANS....ALSO PALIN AND THE TEABAGGERS DEFEAT MANY REPUBLICANS.
5.....UNEMPLOYMENT HITS 14%...WITH A 25% UNDER-EMPLOYMENT RATE.
6.....ISRAEL BOMBS IRAN...CAUSING GLOBAL BACKLASH IN MUSLIM WORLD.
7.....A WIDE-SPREAD COLLAPSE OF STATE AND LOCAL GOVERNMENTS WILL BLIND-SIDE THE ECONOMY.
8......MASSIVE BANK COLLAPSES HIT ECONOMY, AS "HIDDEN" FORECLOSURES SWEEP THE NATION....AND MORE BAD ASSETS COME OUT.
9......DEMOCRATS LEARN TO KICK REPUBLICAN ASS...THE RISE OF THE ASS KICKING RUDE PROGRESSIVE...DEMOCRATS FORCED TO USE RECONCILIATION TO PASS HEALTH CARE.
10.....UBER-CLOWN GLEN BECK WILL BE CANCELLED ON FOX NETWORK...OBAMA WILL MAKE MURDOCK AN OFFER HE CAN'T REFUSE.
