BREAKING NEWS : ROMNEY ATTACKED BY BIG BIRD...!

ALSO REPORTS THAT KERMIT IS ON THE SECRET SERVICE "WATCH LIST'....!!

THE PBS COMMENTS BY ROMNEY DURING THE DEBATE...ABOUT KILLING OFF BIG BIRD...

AND FIRING THE DEBATE MODERATOR, JIM LEHER,  AFTER THE ELECTION IS CATCHING ON WITH THE ENTERTAINMENT MEDIA...

SOCIAL SECURITY MAY BE THE THIRD RAIL...

BUT ATTACKING BIG BIRD...IS ALMOST AS BAD...!

THINK: SUBURBAN HOUSEWIVES....!