I SUPPORT ROMNEY NOW...!

I HAVE FLIP FLOPPED...I NOW SUPPORT ROMNEY FOR PRESIDENT...!  (FOR THE RECORD I DON'T VOTE)

I AM A PROGRESSIVE...BUT I AM AN "AMERICA HATING" PROGRESSIVE...AND BY THAT I MEAN I HATE AMERICAN STUPIDITY...

BUT STUPIDITY IS WHAT AMERICA IS...YOU CAN'T FIGHT IT...

THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN TO THE BUBBA WING NUTS WHO ARE THE REAL AMERICA...WOULD BE ANOTHER BOUT OF REPUBLICAN LOOTING...!

BUT THAT IS EXACTLY WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN...

SO I SAY TO ALL PROGRESSIVES:

FUCK THE RED NECKS...VOTE REPUBLICAN...!

THEN SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE SHOW...!