THIS MIGHT BE THE TEABAGGER'S OUTLINE OF HISTORY...
1....GOD CREATED THE EARTH...
2....MANKIND KILLED OFF THE DINOSAURS...
3.,,,.THE PILGRIMS LANDED AT PLYMOUTH ROCK IN 1620...GOD GIVES THEM THE CONSTITUTION CARVED IN STONE...
BUT THE INDIANS FORCE THE PILGRIMS TO GIVE THEM ALL THEIR FOOD BECAUSE THE INDIANS WERE TOO LAZY TO WORK...
4.....SO THE WELFARE STATE WAS CREATED TO TAKE CARE OF "COLORED PEOPLE" ...AND NOW THE REST OF US WORK OUR ASSES OFF...TO SUPPORT THEM.
5......ROMNEY IS ELECTED PRESIDENT IN 2012... SHELDON ADELSON'S ESTATE TAXES ARE CANCELLED...
6......ROMNEY AGREES TO BRING OUR JOBS BACK FROM CHINA...PROVIDED WE PROMISE NOT TO JOIN UNIONS...
1....GOD CREATED THE EARTH...
2....MANKIND KILLED OFF THE DINOSAURS...
3.,,,.THE PILGRIMS LANDED AT PLYMOUTH ROCK IN 1620...GOD GIVES THEM THE CONSTITUTION CARVED IN STONE...
BUT THE INDIANS FORCE THE PILGRIMS TO GIVE THEM ALL THEIR FOOD BECAUSE THE INDIANS WERE TOO LAZY TO WORK...
4.....SO THE WELFARE STATE WAS CREATED TO TAKE CARE OF "COLORED PEOPLE" ...AND NOW THE REST OF US WORK OUR ASSES OFF...TO SUPPORT THEM.
5......ROMNEY IS ELECTED PRESIDENT IN 2012... SHELDON ADELSON'S ESTATE TAXES ARE CANCELLED...
6......ROMNEY AGREES TO BRING OUR JOBS BACK FROM CHINA...PROVIDED WE PROMISE NOT TO JOIN UNIONS...
