OBAMA CAN'T RUN ON HIS RECORD...

BUT ROMNEY PROMISES ME A FREE PONY...!

GOLLY GEE...!  

I'M VOTING FOR ROMENY...!!

LOOK MA...A FREE PONY...CAN I KEEP HIM...?? 

(ALAS POOR BUBBA...HE WAS NEVER THE SAME AFTER PA DROPPED HIM ON HIS HEAD WHEN HE WAS A BABY...!)