ROMNEY ADMITS DEFEAT WITH HIS "VICTORY SPEECH!"

ROMNEY'S CONCESSION SPEECH DID SOUND A BIT TOO UP BEAT TO BE ADMITTING DEFEAT...

IT WAS SORT OF ...?

"I WOULD HAVE DONE THIS...IF I'D WON...BUT I DIDN'T... SO NOW I'M ONLY TELLING YOU ABOUT IT..."

HEY, THAT'S COOL...LIBS BELIEVE IN "RE-CYCLING!"

THE NOTION THAT THE REPUBLICANS WERE TOTALLY BLIND SIDED...(AS WAS I TO SOME EXTENT) ...BY THEIR LOSS...IS STRANGE

BECAUSE  OBAMA'S WIN WAS AMAZINGLY CONVINCING...!

APPARENTLY THE ENTHUSIASM IN THE BLACK COMMUNITY WAS ON THE VERGE OF HYSTERICAL... 

I HAVE HEARD THAT GANG BANGERS WERE IN LINE FOR HOURS TO VOTE...BAGGY PANTS AND HATS ON BACKWARDS...

REMEMBER, THEY CAN STAND IN LINE LONGER THAN THE FLORIDA GRANNIES WITH WALKERS...! 

IN SHORT...THE ENTHUSIASM GAP WAS TOTALLY ON THE REPUBLICAN SIDE...WITH ALL THE TOXIC NEGATIVITY FROM FOX, RUSH, HANNITY AND COULTER AND THE OTHER CLOWNS...

NO WONDER REPUBLICANS JUST STAYED HOME...!

FOX IS SO DEPRESSING...!  YOU JUST WANT TO STAY HOME ...AND WATCH...HMMM...MORE FOX!

AND THAT TURNED OUT TO BE THE REPUBLICANS BIG PROBLEM...

BUBBA WAS BUMMED...NOT MAD...JUST DEPRESSED!!