Monday, November 5, 2012

ROMNEY'S AMERICA: PICTURE ID AND ARM BANDS FOR "AMERICAN PATRIOTS"?

THE MASSIVE REPUBLICAN SWEEP OF THE GOVERNMENT IN WASHINGTON HAS CREATED NEW OPPORTUNITIES AND CHALLENGES...FOR ALL AMERICANS...

FIRSTLY...THE  NEW ALL REPUBLICAN GOVERNMENT HAS MADE OUR PATRIOTIC  WAR ON TERROR EVEN MORE IMPORTANT...  

CARE MUST BE TAKEN TO IDENTIFY FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC OR "HOME GROWN" TERRORISTS...MALCONTENTS...AND PERSONS WITH DISTURBED "LIBERAL THINKING"...

AS A RESULT...NEW SECURITY MEASURES WILL BE  REQUIRED AND ALL PERSONS MUST CARRY "PICTURE ID"...NOT ONLY FOR VOTING...BUT FOR TRAVEL AND TO BE IN PUBLIC PLACES...

ADDITIONALLY...IN VIEW OF THE BUDGET CUTS...IN OUR NEW "PATRIOTIC AUSTERITY BUDGET"...

A "NEW AMERICAN MILITIA" WILL BE ORGANIZED AND ENLISTED TO DO THEIR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO "KEEP AMERICA SAFE"...

NEW AMERICAN MILITIA MEMBERS WILL BE IDENTIFIED WITH "PATRIOTIC ARMBANDS" SO THEY CAN ASSIST AUTHORITIES IN QUELLING TERRORIST PLOTS AND PUTTING DOWN ILLEGAL MOBS OF LAZY PEOPLE AND OTHER DEGENERATES...AS THEY ARISE...

THE DESIGN OF THESE NEW ARMBANDS HAS BEEN GIVEN BY THE NEW CONGRESS TO THE "CHILDREN OF AMERICA"... A CONTEST WITH A SMALL PRIZE ...WILL BE AWARDED TO THE SCHOOL CHILDREN WHO COME UP WITH THE BEST DESIGN...AS DECIDED BY THE NEW CONGRESSIONAL HOUSE PATRIOTIC  ACTION COMMITTEE...

ONLY MEMBERS OF THE "NEW AMERICAN MILITIA" WILL BE ALLOWED TO WEAR THESE ARM BANDS IN PUBLIC....WHICH WITH THEIR ID CARDS...TESTIFYING TO THEIR LOYALTY TO "AMERICAN VALUES"...WILL ASSURE THAT NO OUTSIDERS ARE ALLOWED TO DISRUPT THE PUBLIC PEACE...

ANY PERSON WEARING AN ARM BAND "ILLEGALLY" WILL BE SUBJECT TO IMPRISONMENT AND WILL BE CHARGED WITH A FELONY...OF "IMPERSONATING AN OFFICER OF THE STATE"....

ANY PERSONS WILLING TO TAKE THE LOYALTY OATH TO AMERICAN PATRIOTIC VALUES...

AND SUBMIT TO A BACKGROUND CHECK...AND WHO HAS FOUR LOYAL BACKERS FROM THE COMMUNITY OF GOOD STANDING...

...MAY APPLY FOR ADMISSION INTO THE "NEW AMERICAN MILITIA"...WITH THEIR PICTURE ID CARD...

THE ARM BANDS, WHICH ARE REQUIRED BY LAW TO BE WORN IN PUBLIC PLACES AT ALL TIMES... AND OTHER NEEDED SECURITY EQUIPMENT WILL BE ISSUED IN DUE COURSE ... 

AFTER THE OFFICIAL BACKGROUND INVESTIGATION IS COMPLETED....!!

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FOX AND ROMNEY...ROMNEY AND FOX...FOR AMERICA!