SEQUESTER WILL END THE COLD WAR PORK SPENDING...

AND THAT WON'T BE COMING BACK...BECAUSE ITS LEGACY BULLSHIT SPENDING...FROM THE COLD WAR DAZE...

THE SOCIAL PROGRAMS...THAT RED NECKS DEPEND ON...WILL BE RESTORED WITH BIPARTISEN SUPPORT...

THE SEQUESTER WILL BE THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO DEMOCRATS IN YEARS...

THEY GET TO CUT THE WAR BUDGET ...AND BLAME REPUBLICANS FOR IT...!

GOD IS GOOD...IF YOU ARE PROGRESSIVE...

BUT...IF YOU'RE A STUPID FOX ASSHOLE...?  

WELL, NOT SO MUCH...!