REASSURING RAND...

RAND PAUL IS AFRAID THAT OBAMA WANTS TO DRONE AMERICANS SITTING IN CAFES...

NOW OBAMA HAS REASSURED RAND THAT HE WON'T DO THAT...

RAND  MAY ALSO NEED TO BE ASSURED THAT THERE ARE NO MONSTERS UNDER HIS BED...

NO MONSTERS HIDING IN THE CLOSET...   NO BLACK HELICOPTERS...

AND NO MIND READING DEVICES BEING USED ON HIM...   BUT ONLY IF YOU WEAR A TIN FOIL HELMET...!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY...  REPUBLICANS ARE REACHING FOR BULLSHIT ISSUES TO HIDE THEIR HATRED FOR THE MIDDLE CLASS...

POSTSCRIPT:

OK...I LIED ABOUT THE CLOSET MONSTER...!