ACCORDING TO TEABAGGER POLITICS (PROVIDED BY FOX AND THE KOCH BROS.)...AMERICA IS NOT IN A "GREAT RECESSION"
...BUT RATHER IN A "GREAT LAZINESS"...
THE ECONOMY IS THE VICTIM OF THE LAZY WORKING CLASS WHO ARE DEMANDING TOO MUCH FROM THE "OPPRESSED RICH"...
MOST PEOPLE WON'T WORK. THEY SIMPLY REFUSE...THEY ONLY WANT FOOD STAMPS AND WELFARE...!
MEANWHILE:
THE ELITES ARE BESIDES THEMSELVES ON WHAT TO DO...
THE RICH SAY WE "CAN'T AFFORD" THE WORKING AND MIDDLE CLASS ANYMORE...THEIR DEMANDS ARE TOO GREAT...WE ARE GOING BROKE AS A NATION...
NOW...MANY TEABAGGERS SAY THEY "WANT AMERICA BACK"... BUT WHAT DOES THIS MEAN...?
TO MOST TEABAGGERS THIS IS THE "LEAVE IT TO BEAVER" WORLD OF THE 50'S AND 60'S...WHEN DAD SUPPORTED THE FAMILY AND MOM "STAYED HOME" AND MADE DINNER FOR DAD AND THE KIDS...
IT WAS AN IDYLLIC TIME FOR THE AMERICAN MIDDLE CLASS... WAGES WERE RISING AND THERE WERE NEW THINGS TO BUY LIKE CARS AND TVS....
IT WAS OUR OWN HARD WORK THAT MADE POSSIBLE THIS GOLDEN AGE OF THE TEABAGGER MEMORY...!
(OF COURSE UNIONIZED FACTORY JOBS HELPED A LITTLE...)
NOW THE TEABAGGERS ARE DOING A "GHOST DANCE"...THEY WANT TO THEIR OLD DAZE BACK...
IF ONLY THOSE LAZY BLACKS AND ILLEGALS WOULD JUST GO AWAY...THEY AREN'T LIKE US...!
THEN THE OLD AMERICA WOULD BE RESTORED...AND EVERYONE WOULD BE HAPPY...AGAIN.
POSTSCRIPT:
OF COURSE... "THE BLACKS" WOULD STILL HAVE JIM CROW AND SEPARATE DRINKING FOUNTAINS...ABORTIONS WOULD DONE WITH A COAT HANGER IN A BACK ALLEY...GAYS WOULD BE JAILED OR EXPECTED TO COMMIT SUICIDE...AND HISPANICS WOULD BE THOSE HAPPY PEOPLE IN THE MOVIES WEARING SOMBREROS PLAYING GUITARS....
...BUT RATHER IN A "GREAT LAZINESS"...
THE ECONOMY IS THE VICTIM OF THE LAZY WORKING CLASS WHO ARE DEMANDING TOO MUCH FROM THE "OPPRESSED RICH"...
MOST PEOPLE WON'T WORK. THEY SIMPLY REFUSE...THEY ONLY WANT FOOD STAMPS AND WELFARE...!
MEANWHILE:
THE ELITES ARE BESIDES THEMSELVES ON WHAT TO DO...
THE RICH SAY WE "CAN'T AFFORD" THE WORKING AND MIDDLE CLASS ANYMORE...THEIR DEMANDS ARE TOO GREAT...WE ARE GOING BROKE AS A NATION...
NOW...MANY TEABAGGERS SAY THEY "WANT AMERICA BACK"... BUT WHAT DOES THIS MEAN...?
TO MOST TEABAGGERS THIS IS THE "LEAVE IT TO BEAVER" WORLD OF THE 50'S AND 60'S...WHEN DAD SUPPORTED THE FAMILY AND MOM "STAYED HOME" AND MADE DINNER FOR DAD AND THE KIDS...
IT WAS AN IDYLLIC TIME FOR THE AMERICAN MIDDLE CLASS... WAGES WERE RISING AND THERE WERE NEW THINGS TO BUY LIKE CARS AND TVS....
IT WAS OUR OWN HARD WORK THAT MADE POSSIBLE THIS GOLDEN AGE OF THE TEABAGGER MEMORY...!
(OF COURSE UNIONIZED FACTORY JOBS HELPED A LITTLE...)
NOW THE TEABAGGERS ARE DOING A "GHOST DANCE"...THEY WANT TO THEIR OLD DAZE BACK...
IF ONLY THOSE LAZY BLACKS AND ILLEGALS WOULD JUST GO AWAY...THEY AREN'T LIKE US...!
THEN THE OLD AMERICA WOULD BE RESTORED...AND EVERYONE WOULD BE HAPPY...AGAIN.
POSTSCRIPT:
OF COURSE... "THE BLACKS" WOULD STILL HAVE JIM CROW AND SEPARATE DRINKING FOUNTAINS...ABORTIONS WOULD DONE WITH A COAT HANGER IN A BACK ALLEY...GAYS WOULD BE JAILED OR EXPECTED TO COMMIT SUICIDE...AND HISPANICS WOULD BE THOSE HAPPY PEOPLE IN THE MOVIES WEARING SOMBREROS PLAYING GUITARS....
