Wednesday, February 18, 2004

ADVISE TO DUBYA & KERRY

With Dean out of the race for President, time is getting short for
the Democrats to pick a horse for November.

And, the Kerry-Edwards choice is a bit difficult.

Kerry has the experience and "graviatas" that some people like in a
President---myself included.

But, others like the enthusiasm of Edwards.

Kerry tends to DRONE ON!

I hate that because I know that other people hate it. Perhaps Kerry
thinks he is sounding "Rooseveltian?"

That's OK for a while, but he needs more than a Patrician Roosevelt
Drone in this new day and age.

This is not the 1930's, when the style on the radio made everyone
seem to drone on!

Kerry should try to "pep it up" a little.

And maybe look less like a casting call reject from THE MUNSTERS!

Edwards again has a bit too much "frisky puppy" about him.

Being Presidential requires a different approach than just giving a
closing argument to a jury. Alas, Edwards needs more "gravitas."

And, Dubya? Ah yes.

And ah....And ah....And ah.....!

Someone should attach an electric shocker to Dubya and shock him
everytime he says: And, ah.....

I know that Dubya is a little clueless. And, Dubya knows he's a
little clueless.

But if he doesn't quit saying: AND....AH.....AND ......AH...

EVERYONE ELSE WILL FINALLY FIGURE OUT THAT DUBYA IS CLUELESS!




POSTSCRIPT: Just a little advise from the peanut gallery.