Forget about Clinton's boxers or briefs!
The real question before the public is what's on Kerry's T shirt!
Now, Kerry has gone to great effort to "prove" that he's; CORPORATE
FRIENDLY!
After all, that's where the money is. Right?
As a result, the message for Kerry has been:
I AM THE FRIEND OF CORPORATE AMERICA. LOOT AND POLLUTE IS OK WITH
ME!
That's what is on the FRONT OF KERRY'S T-SHIRT, so far.
The back of the Kerry's T-shirt says:
Oh, by the way, I'M PRO-WORKER, AND PRO CONSUMER, AND IN FAVOR OF
HEALTH CARE REFORM, etc.
HERE'S THE PROBLEM:
THE BACK OF YOUR T-SHIRT IS NOT WHAT PEOPLE SEE FIRST!
THE DEMOCRATIC CORE, THE DEANIACS, AND THE THE GEPHARDT TYPES, DON'T
WANT TO HEAR ALL THIS PRO-CORPORATION DRIVEL FROM KERRY!
NO WONDER THEY ARE TURNED OFF BY THE KERRY MESSAGE SO FAR!
Dubya on the other hand has an easier job:
Dubya can stick with the EVANGELICAL MESSAGE! AND RALLY THE COMMON
FOLK WITH HIS "COME TO JESUS" SPEECH.
And, then on the back of Dubya's T-shirt is written:
CORPORATIONS HAVE THE RUN OF WASHINGTON!
AND NOBODY NOTICES! THE EVANGELICALS ARE STILL HAPPY! IT'S THE
PERFECT STORM FOR REPUBLICANS!
IF KERRY SEEMS TOO POPULIST HE'S PUNISHED IN THE PRESS AS A TAX AND
SPEND LIBERAL. A RADICAL EVEN!
BUT, IF KERRY "GOES CORPORATE FRIENDLY," THE DEMOCRATIC CORE IS
ALIENATED!
KERRY JUST CAN'T CATCH A BREAK!
Now, in favor of the Kerry Camp, is the absolute TOTAL CATASTROPHE OF
DUBYA & CHUMS IN THE WHITE HOUSE.
EVERYDAY, IN EVERYWAY, IT SEEMS THE DUBYA PRESIDENCY BECOMES MORE OF
A DISASTER!
IRAQ! JOBS! CORPORATE CORRUPTION! DEFICITS! THE LIST IS ENDLESS!
Perhaps, it's the plan of Kerry & Co to flash their populist message
a little later in the race; when the Republican attack machine is
distracted with the miserable realities of their own situation. If
so; that's OK.
BUT, IN THE MEAN TIME, THE DEMOCRATIC CORE WILL BE SAYING:
KERRY IS JUST ANOTHER GORE.
DESTINED TO BE BEATEN, YET AGAIN, BY THAT MENTAL MIDGET IN THE WHITE
HOUSE!
Postscript: Time is on Kerry's side however. Because the real issue
is going to be: FOUR MORE YEARS OF THIS!
I don't think so...............
So, with Kerry? Hmmmmm............boxers or briefs? Enquiring minds want to know!
Hint: I say definitey boxers!
