Dubya's speech to explain it all to the world was pretty sad really.
So, what's new: Well, the US is going to built it's own maximum
security prison, and tear down Saddam's prison!
All probably at US taxpayer expense, and with no-bid contracts going
to Cheney's Cronies! Ya suppose?
But, IF the nice Iraqis are going to take over on July 1, why does
the US even need a prison in Iraq? Let the Iraqis decide what to do
with the prison system!
Well, you know.....it's just Dubya talkin I guess.
And, you know, Dubya fell down and hit his head again. This time
supposedly falling off a bike. Who knew Dubya was a big mountain
biker! Maybe that's why the speech was not on the networks?
The last time Dubya fell and hit his head, he was Knocked Out by a pretzel, and, decided to closely examine the corner of a coffee table. Remember?
WELL, ALL I CAN SAY IS IT'S A DAMN GOOD THING THAT DUBYA HAS "QUIT
DRINKING!"
HE HAS QUIT DRINKING HASN'T HE? WELL,.....HASN'T HE?
BECAUSE THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING IN IRAQ, IT WOULD DRIVE ANYONE TO
DRINK!
Now, if you'll excuse me I'm going to have a drink.....one of those
drinks that Dubya has given up! Hasn't he? Well,........?
The Kerry camp might consider running an ad that says:
VOTE FOR KERRY, HE VERY SELDOM SUFFERS CLOSED HEAD INJURIES!
Postscript: He has quit drinking, right? Ahh.....can you repeat
the question..................
