Tuesday, June 15, 2004

OSAMA TARGETS KEY SWING STATES?

Is there no end to the evil evilness of the Evil One!

News that the "heartland has been targeted for death" comes as a
shock to many in the Industrial MidWest.

Especially to those unemployed industrial workers in the middle west,
in places like Ohio, Michigan, Illnois and Wisconsin.

BECAUSE, ALL THESE ARE KEY SWING STATES THAT DUBYA MUST WIN TO GET A
SECOND TERM;

(Or, have we given up on that already?)

Anyway;

With the capture of a "suspect," (last November), who was supposedly
going to "blow up" a Shopping Mall in Columbus Ohio, the industrial
heartland can't say that Dubya & Co. isn't--"doing anything for them."

But, is The Evil One trying to influence the coming election? Well,
who knows.

Dubya is "in trouble" in the heartland because of big job losses, but
maybe Osama doesn't know that our electoral college is a "winner
takes all" system. So, "hurting Dubya" in the heartland won't have
any effect on the general election, net-net.

It makes no difference if Dubya loses Ohio 51% to 49%, or 56% to 44%,
Kerry would still get all of those electoral votes.

So, as Ashcroft says, "marking the heartland for death," won't really
change anything as to the election!

So sorry, Osama you're barking up the wrong tree in the Midwest!

But still;

I can sense a nefarious force here!

I can almost feel the bony gnarled hand of the Evil One, and his
beady little yellow eyes!

WHO ELSE WOULD TRY SUCH A SCREW-BALL TRICK JUST TO PULL IN SOME
ELECTORAL VOTES IN KEY SWING STATES!


Postscript: But just to be safe, I'm avoiding all shopping malls
until after the election! Thanks to Ashcroft for the heads up on
that one.