How much money has Dubya & Co spent to "define" Kerry as a "flip-
flopper?"
TENS OF MILLIONS REALLY!
But why? Consider:
Kerry is often accused of being the most consistent LIBERAL in the
Senate behind only "the evil one," Ted Kennedy!
BUT HOW CAN YOU BE CONSISTENT, AND YET BE A FLIP-FLOPPER? IT DOESN'T
MAKE ANY SENSE!
Well, Mr. Safire to the rescue: In today's NYT Safire exposes the
shocking truth about Mr Kerry!
According to Safire, Kerry is a terminal flip-flopper because;
Kerry is opposed to the death penalty; EXCEPT FOR TERRORISTS!
Kerry is pro-choice, but BELIEVES THAT LIFE STARTS AT CONCEPTION!
Kerry is against gay marriage; but OPPOSES A CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT!
Hmmmm.......is THIS the best that $80 Million can buy?
ALL OF SAFIRE'S ALLEGED "FLIP-FLOPS" ARE REALLY JUST NUANCED
POSITIONS ON COMPLEX TOPICS! THINK ABOUT IT!
KERRY'S SUPPOSED FLIP FLOPS ARE REALLY A SIGN OF "INTELLIGENT LIFE"
WHICH HAS BEEN TOTALLY LACKING WITH DUBYA & CHUM'S "GOOD vs. EVIL"
WORLD VIEW!
I mean, even Stephen Hawking, the "smartest man in the world"
recently "flip-flopped" on his theory of BLACK HOLES!
NUANCED THINKING IS REALLY A SIGN OF INTELLIGENCE!
IT'S DUBYA AND HIS "FLAT-EARTH" CROWD, WITH THEIR PATHOLOGICAL
RELIGIOSITY THAT ARE THE DANGEROUS ONES!
Need more?
Look at today's USAToday:
On page 15A under "The Forum" heading, Jonah Goldberg of National
Review goes into a confused word salad of anti-Kerry mumbo-jumbo that
ends by saying Democrats are calling Dubya & Co. "fascists!"
Not, I might add, unlike yesterday's WSJ that that called
Dubya "incurious and witless!"
AT THIS POINT, MR. KERRY MIGHT BE HOPEING THAT THE REPUBLICAN
APOLOGISTS: "JUST KEEP ON TALKING!" Ya think?
LET'S HOPE DUBYA & CO. CAN GET THEIR STORY STAIGHT BEFORE THE
REPUBLICAN CONVENTION IN SEPTEMBER!
Because;
THIS FLIP-FLOP PLOT JUST ISN'T WORKING!
