It's already the 4th of July in our SEQUEL SUMMER!
And so far there's; Harry Potter III, SpiderMan II, Bourne Identity
II....etc etc.
SpiderMan II opens with Peter Parker (photographer) feeling like a
income investor on Wall Street this spring! NO RESPECT!
Worse yet, like a Wall Street bond trader, Peter feels that he is
loosing his "amazing powers!"
No longer can he shoot several miles of "web" from his wrists, as he
shows jaded New Yorkers what a "real swinger" looks like.
No longer can he climb buildings with his bare hands!
Still, he has retained the apparent ability to avoid CONCUSSIONS and
resulting cognitive problems! Because, he repeatedly crashes through
brick walls using only his head as a battering ram!
The real test of Parker's cognitive deficits would be if Pete voted
for Bush in the last election cycle just because he thought Dubya
was: "likeable."
Worse yet, Peter "can't get" the "girl of his dreams," even though
she's practically throwing herself at him! Wassupwitdat?
Hmmm...perhaps its well,...you know, shhhhh..., the "spider
genitalia?"
Anyway.
In the movie, a "mad scientist" steals the secret of "cold fusion"
(probably from BYU!), and after a bad "accident" becomes a monster.
OK so far?
As a result of this now out-of-control fussion reaction, (which has
created a "mini-sun" complete with its own gravitational field!);
The monster "comes to his senses," and sacrifices himself to stop the
mini-sun, by DUMPING IT IN THE EAST RIVER IN NEW YORK!
I knew pollution was out of control in New York; but damn! Now it
can even stop sub-atomic reations!
At the very end of the movie, Pete's rich friend, who still blames
Pete for his father's death, finds the SECRET GREEN GOBBIE CLOSET at
his dad's mansion!
But nothing developes from this extra scene!
Except of course the obvious set up for Spidie III!
Hint Hint.
OK now that I've RUINED SpiderMan II for you?
WHY DON'T YOU GO SEE MICHAEL MOORE'S FAHRENHEIT 911 INSTEAD!
http://www.fahrenheit911.com/
