Monday, August 23, 2004

SWIFT BOATS: WITHOUT A PADDLE!

Are the Swift Boat Guys DUI (of the White House)? Leaving us all
WITHOUT A PADDLE?

Well, it would be par for the course with Dubya these days.

Clearly, the allegation of "unfit for command," based on some minor
event 30 years ago, on which the so-called swift boat crews
are "selectively remembering" things, is OUTRAGEOUS!

One of the group even went so far as to claim that Kerry had
deliberately wounded himself to get a Purple Heart.

ALL THIS WHILE DUBYA WAS BOOZING IT UP IN THE NATIONAL GUARD STATE-
SIDE!

IT'S REALLY THE SADDEST COMMENTARY ON DUBYA'S DISASTEROUS PRESIDENCY
YET!

Now comes the Republican Convention in NYC!

What in the world are they going to say in support of a second term?

I mean there are huge deficits, $50 oil, wars and terrorism, and
the "dissing" of America and Americans all over the globe.

Still, there is this odd media notion that it's OK to have a "stupid
president" because "Bubba likes him!" So everyone keeps mum about
Dubya's "cognitive problems."

And, this absurd notion that Dubya "freed" two countries is just pure
nonsense. In Afganistan and in Iraq, Karzi and Allawi are really
just the "mayors" of "part of Kabul" and the "Green Zone" in Baghdad
respectively!

THERE IS NO CREDIBLE CENTRAL GOVERNMENT IN EITHER IRAQ OR
AFGANISTAN. EVERYONE KNOWS THIS, EVEN (SECRETLY)THE APOLOGISTS FOR
THE ADMINISTRATION.

FEW PEOPLE THINK THAT KARZI OR ALLAWI WOULD SURVIVE FOR A
NANOSECOND, IF THE US MILITARY SUPPORT WERE TAKEN OUT.

WORSE, DUBYA HAS BECOME A "LIGHTNING ROD" FOR FUTURE TERROR AGAINST
THE US.

BUT SADDLY MANY "DUBYA BUBBAS" DON'T SEE THIS.

BECAUSE, THEY ARE SO COMPLETELY BLINDED BY "WEDGE ISSUES" LIKE GAY
MARRIAGE, AND "VOTING THE WHITE WAY!"

I personally, do not believe that Kerry will win the coming election,
yet the consequences of "four more years" of TOTAL STUPIDITY in the
White House are almost to horrible to contemplate.

AND, IT IS NOT JUST "THE POOR" WHO WILL SUFFER DURING DUBYA II.

THE "RICH" WILL RUE THE DAY THAT DUBYA WINS HIS, NOW SEEMINGLY
INEVITABLE, SECOND TERM.....!

AND THE "BAD STUFF" WILL START HAPPENING ON THE VERY NEXT DAY AFTER THE ELECTION!

NOT AFTER JANUARY'S INAUGURATION!

IMMEDIATELY, THE BOND AND THE DOLLAR WILL CRASH!

AND OIL WILL BLOW PASS $50, AND EVEN $60, AND NOT LOOK BACK!

GOLD WILL BE ON IT'S WAY TO $600 AND THEN $800 DURING DUBYA SECOND
TERM. STAGFLATION WILL BE THE NEW WORD IN THE PRESS.

AND ANTI-AMERICANISM WILL GO TO WARP-SPEED GLOBALLY.

These "swift boat guys" are getting rave reviews by the mainstream
press, and the "talk radio" lunatics are having a field day!

KERRY IS UNFIT TO COMMAND IN THIS "TIME OF WAR!" EVERYONE BELEIVES
IT NOW. THIS WAS THE ULTIMATE SMEAR, AND IT WORKED!

SWIFT BOATS ARE THIS ELECTION CYCLE'S "WILLE HORTON!"

And, the American People will soon be "up the river" WITHOUT A PADDLE
because of it.