A lot of people, including many Bushies, NOW agree with Dubya,
that "his job" is TOO HARD. That is......AT LEAST FOR HIM!
The way Bush treats the presidency sounds like that college kid who
always takes the EASY courses. Oh, Math is TOO HARD! Science is TOO
HARD!
INDEED, MR BUSH WAS THAT STUDENT IN HIS SCHOOL DAYS, AND INDEED
THROUGHOUT HIS LIFE, EVEN UNTO THE PRESIDENCY!!
NOW, BUSH TELLS US THAT THE PRESIDENCY IS TOO "HARD" FOR HIM!
Well, there is a solution to our little "problem."
AS MR TRUMP MIGHT SAY: "YOU'RE FIRED!"
Now seriously, I know change is difficult.
But, any TRUE BLUE BUSHIE will tell you that change is POSSIBLE, if
only you try and apply yourself.
For example, any True Bushie will tell you that homosexuals "can
change" if they only try! Right? The problem with Gays is that they
aren't trying hard enough.....!
So too, with Bushies! YOU CAN CHANGE! REALLY YOU CAN! IF YOU ONLY
TRY!
NOW, FOR THE REST OF THIS ELECTION CYCLE I'M NOT GOING TO CALL
BUSHIES "STUPID," OR "MORONIC," OR "BLITHERING IDIOTS," ANY MORE.
I'LL LEAVE THAT JOB TO MY "EVIL TWIN." (More on him later).
Still, ANYONE--ANYONE!--who DID NOT notice, long, LONG ago, that
Dubya was MENTALLY, WELL, "NOT ON ALL CYLINDERS," should seriously
examine their own thought process.
DID DUBYA EVER--THAT'S EVER--"SEEM OK" TO YOU? Hmmmmm......?
Then perhaps you should have bookmarked this board a long time
ago.....
But OK, enough "negative stuff."
Like we tell the Gays: IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO CHANGE, AND LIVE THE
STRAIGHT LIFE.
DUBYA HAS BEEN A FLOP AS PRESIDENT. IT'S ALL SLOGANS ALL THE TIME
WITH HIM. THIS WE KNOW....
WE WERE TOLD, AT THE OUTSET, THAT HIS "ADVISORS" WOULD "PROTECT US"
FROM ANY, WELL, YOU KNOW, "PROBLEMS" WITH MR BUSH'S "LITTLE
DEFICIENCIES."
BUT THEY DIDN'T.
COLIN AND CONDIE WERE QUICKLY MARGINALIZED. AND THE PENTAGON LIKUD
AND THE NEOCONS TOOK OVER STRAIGHT AWAY. THAT'S WHEN IT ALL STARTED
TO GO DOWN HILL.
TRUE, THE PENTAGON DIDN'T HAVE MUCH TO DO WITH THE TAX CUTS, AND THE
CORPORATE AND OTHER LOOTING OF THE US ECONOMY AND THE PUBLIC FISC;
BUT, I'M SURE SOMEONE WILL WRITE A NICE BOOK ABOUT THIS LATER ON
TELLING US ALL ABOUT IT.
For now, the immediate problem is the November Election.
Mr Kerry's star is on the rise! KERRY'S NEW RALLYING CRY SHOULD BE:
HOPE IS ON THE WAY!
If Kerry says: "Help is on the way!" Dubya will grimace and
whine: "How ya gonna pay for it."
So, forget "Help." Stick with "Hope," it's cheaper, better, and
avoids that damn Bush Spin Machine!
LASTLY, I WOULD NOTE THAT THIS BOARD WAS THE FIRST TO SAY THAT THE
ELECTION WAS ALL ABOUT: HOPE vs FEAR.
AND, THE NYT USED THOSE VERY WORDS TO DESCRIBE THE DEBATES ON THE
FRONT PAGE.
THERE IS ALWAYS ROOM FOR HOPE; WHEN REASONABLE PEOPLE ARE FOUND!
WELCOME BUSHIES!
Postscript: For lovers of tough debate and less nuanced discussions,
please note, I have OFFICIALLY challenged my "Evil Twin" to a
debate!
(He is consulting with his advisors at this time.) More on this
key development later.....stay tuned.
