Thursday, December 30, 2004

DUBYA: AN AMERICAN NERO!

What was Dubya doing while The Great Dying was going on in South Asia?

When the tragedy struck on Sunday, Dubya stayed publically silent on the disaster until Wednesday!

What was he doing all that time?

Fiddling? Drinking? Asking God if or how he should respond to an "Act of God!"

Was Carl Rove on vacation? What? What?

True, it must be hard to be "God's Messenger on Earth."

After all, what does God's Messenger say about an "Act of God!"

"I'm Sorry?" Why bother? Why not just stay silent?

Dubya didn't have to come out on Sunday with exact dollar amounts of relief aid.

Even that attempt was too strange to be believed.

Why start right off with a "low ball" dollar amount! Really Really Odd!

A simple statement from the Western White House to the effect that:

"We are on this tragedy. And, we are now sending high level people to the disaster area to coordinate with local rescue operations. I have called all the national leaders in the region to express my condolences, and I have promised to assist in any way."

THAT' IT!

THAT'S ALL HE HAD TO SAY------ON SUNDAY!

INSTEAD THIS BIZZARO NUTTY SILENCE! NOTHING!

Oh, yeah, Dubya says he "wrote letters" to the leaders in the region.

WROTE LETTERS!!!

WHO WRITES LETTERS NOWADAYS???

..............................NOTHING FROM DUBYA UNTIL THREE DAYS LATER!

WASSUP! THAT WAS NUTS! SO TOTALLY OFF THE WALL.

AND THEN CAME THE IMMEDIATE CRIES OF: "CHEAP SKATE!"

WHEN DUBYA STUPIDLY LOW BALLED THE US CONTRIBUTION DURING HIS FIRST PUBLIC STATEMENT.......

I GUESS DUBYA THINKS THAT BEING PRESIDENT MEANS NEVER HAVING TO SAY YOU'RE SORRY!

IS THIS HOW WIERD THE NEXT FOUR YEARS ARE GOING TO BE!!

ALAS, I THINK IT IS....................

DUBYA HAS BECOME:

AN AMERICAN NERO!!