Friday, February 4, 2005

DUBYA 'SPLAINS IT ALL!

The next few months should be called:

DUBYA 'SPLAINS IT ALL!

And it will be a real hoot!

Watching Dubya tour the Bubbaland, "learnin us" a thing or two will be great fun.



When Dubya goes into his "preacher mode" he reminds me of one of those movie preachers who tells his flock all about Hellfire and Brimstone, while he has a hooker and a bottle of whiskey waiting out back in his powder blue Cadillac.......I mean this guy EXUDES "FAKE AND FRAUD" WITH EVERY WORD!

Watch the Bubba Crowd reaction during one of Dubya "'splainin sessions"

They sorta sit there a-thinkin':

"Boy, he sure talks good,....but ah still don't get it....?"

Meanwhile, the Democrats are pouring their hearts out, to stop the Republican looting of the economy......And Bubba sits there a-thinkin:

"Boy, They seems right, but they's sinners! Everyone a them! I can't back a Democrat! I'd never be able to go to the tavern or coffee shop again. People would hoot me down!"

NOW DUBYA:

''Splain it to me one mo time.....I know y'all tryin hard to learn me good....but ah still don't get it.......