MILLION DOLLAR BABY SWEEPS OSCARS!

Chris Rock adds some hipness.... Aviator and Leo get the shaft.... Sideways attains Cult Status.... Swank proves that Girls don't Cry... Depp takes a punch.... Eastwood proved you can be old and hip, without breaking your hip... Moore goes super sized....A year of outstanding movies! No wonder attendance was down! Americans wouldn't know quality if it jumped up and bit them on the...... (Something about Mary!).........