Dear George:
Sorry things are turning out so badly. Especially in Iraq... Perhaps you should do what I do when things start going seriously haywire... Try: THE BEER BREAKFAST! Two forty ouncers for breakfast makes the day go better...or it seems too anyway. Honest!
But make sure to avoid pretzels and "optional wars."
Yours Truly,
Gloom and Doom Report.
P.S....If your already on the Beer Breakfast please disregard this letter!
