Monday, November 28, 2005

SHOCKING NEW POLL NUMBERS

According to my recent poll at "the mall"...37% of the American Public could not find their ass...even if you let them use both hands!

Wouldn't it be great if pollsters asked a basic "qualifing question" just to test the general intelligence of the person being polled?

Something like, which is farther away the Moon or the Sun? Or, what Century did Abraham Lincoln live in?

I mean would it make a "difference" if 90% of college grads had one view...and only 10% of high school drop outs held the same view... Perhaps I'm suggestng that "all views" are not created equal...? Some people actually know WHAT they're talking about...

And who are these people who still think Bush is doing a "good job?"