Saturday, November 5, 2005

WHAT I KNEW AND WHEN I KNEW IT...and maybe you too.

The Kongress is tying itself in knots about the Dubya's BIG LIE concerning Saddam's WMD.

But, let's review a bit...

Everyone knew that Dubya was going to "undo" Poppy Bush's two big "mistakes" when he was elected president in 2000.

Dubya's mission, as he choose to accept it, was to roll back Poppy's big tax mistake,(Read my lips no new taxes).

And to correct Poppy's second mistake, about not pursuing Saddam all the way to Baghdad after the first Gulf War...

The Democrats also "knew" a few things... First they were burned baddly by opposing Poppy's War to expell Saddam from Kuwait, which was the real "cake walk"...unlike the current Iraq War. And Democrats vowed never to make that kind of mistake again. Hence their supposed "approval" of the second and more disasterous adventure into Iraq.

Now most of us, at least I, "knew" that when Trixy-Blixy, the UN weapons inspector who could talk out of both sides of is mouth at the same time, wasn't "finding" weapons and weapons labs straighaway,...something wasn't right.

After all, we had pictures of these labs from spy planes...and undeniable testimony from reliable sources like "curve-ball" and the Shia exiles groups and Mr. Chalabi, et al.

So, why wasn't Trixy-Blixy finding anything? Despite those televised high speed car chases to various undisclosed locations in and around Baghdad and the rest of Iraq?

Ah...said the Neocons...Saddam has his Bio-labs on semi-trucks that are constanting moving around the country.

Bio-weapons labs on trucks...? Well whatever...Dubya was buying whatever the Neocons and the American Lukudnics were selling at that time...because there were still Poppy's "mistakes" to be corrected by any means necessary.

So frankly, I just assumed, after a while, that everyone knew that the Iraq War "causus belli" was being fabricated from whole cloth...but that it was one of those things we "weren't supposed to talk about" openly, like the fact that Dubya has serious cognitive deficiencies...!

In short, I knew that the entire episode was a fraud...with Colin's Oscar winning performance at the UN the final act in this theater of the absurd.

Didn't everyone see this? ...I just assumed the entire affair was being "ginned up" to provide an excuse to correct Poppy's mistake. Now, suddenly the Democrats want "the facts" and the real reasons for the war in the first place...no wonder they are looking like fools! The Democratic fools followed the Fool-in-Chief into this unwinnable war willingly and now they are looking for a way out.

That's what I knew all along, and when I knew it...and maybe you too!