1. We can't afford to lose this war: Translation: We are losing this war.
2. We are winning. Translation: We are losing.
3. Our enemies hate us because we are good and free. Translation: Our enemies hate our policies in the middle east.
4. Tax cuts are good for the economy. Translation: The rich pay more bribes to politicians.
5. Free Trade creates jobs. Translation: Call this government phone number to learn how to move your factory to China.
6. Homosexuals are immoral. Translation: We need more tax cuts for the rich.
7. God is a Republican. Translation: We need more tax cuts for the rich.
8. Abortion is wrong. Translation: The right to life begins at conception, and ends at birth.
9. Republican "Trickle Down Theory": If''n you bees good, we lets ya work in da Big House...
10. Democratic "Trickle Down Theory": It's time to change your diaper...
