Thursday, March 16, 2006

ROVE LAUNCHES "OPERATION PUBLICITY STUNT" DUBYA GOES TO FUND RAISER!

The televised footage of the "biggest air offensive since the start of the Iraq War...."

a/k/a "Operation Swarmer"...shows a bunch of guys running around in a barren desert landscape...with little or nothing to attack.

So;

Where are the "Canon Sight" shots of buildings exploding? That we've come to expect...

Where is the "shock and awe?" Something that we can yell about on our bar stools? "Hot Damn!" Take that "Say-Damn!"

Yet, considering the number of times all those "terrorist hideouts" have been filled with women and children...a little caution is probably in order!

This "offensive" will likely not destroy ANYONE...for fear that they turn out to be "ordinary Iraqis"

Or, God Forbid, more women and children...for the Arab media to videocast to the outraged Muslim world!

And, apparently, this "major offensive" wasn't even discussed with the President...who was out on a "fund raising" tour!!

SHOCK AND AWE BABY! SHOCK AND AWE!

This thing as Rove's finger prints all over it!!

But alas, it's getting a little late in the game to "Swift Boat" this one...