HERE COMES SUMMER...AND YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO GO ANYWHERE...!
GAS AT $3 PER GALLON WILL KILL THE TOURIST SEASON THIS YEAR...BEFORE IT EVEN GETS STARTED...
MAYBE RICH EUROLANDERS AND ASIANS WILL COME OVER AND LOOK AT AMERICA'S EMPTY STORE FRONTS...AND CLOSED FACTORIES!
AND PERHAPS FOR A FEW DOLLARS THE JESUS FREAKS WILL SING AND DANCE FOR THEM...?
NOTE TO EUROPEANS AND ASIANS COMING TO AMERICA:
BRING LOTS OF BEADS AND TRINKETS...! WE LOVE BRIGHT SHINEY THINGS...!
