Friday, June 29, 2007

DON'T BUY AN I-PHONE....

I DON'T OWN AN I-POD...AND I PROBABLY WON'T BOTHER GETTING AN I-PHONE EITHER... I'M REALLY NOT SURE MY BRAIN COULD PROCESS 10,000 "SONGS" ON SHUFFLE MODE...

I DEMAND PREDICTABILITY AND CONTROL IN MY LIFE...!

PERHAPS, SOMETHING MORE MEDIEVEL WOULD BE BETTER.

LIKE A TREBUCHE...?

BESIDES I JUST DON'T TRUST APPLE, OR IT'S PRODUCTS... AND ESPECIALLY NOT STEVE JOBS...!

LUDDITIES UNITE! SHED YOUR ELECTRONIC SHACKLES!! YOU ARE FREE TO LOOK AT THE STARS WITHOUT YOUR BLACKBERRY OR I-PHONE....

WE NEED A BONFIRE OF THE ELECTRONIC VANITIES... PERHAPS EVERY TEN YEARS WE CAN JUST BURN THE OLD STUFF...AND BUY NEW...OR WALK AWAY...