- AT SOME POINT EVERYONE IN THE WORLD WILL HAVE THREE I-PODS...
- OR IN MY CASE SOMEONE WILL HAVE FOUR...BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ONE...AND I DON'T PLAN TO BUY ONE... THE THOUGHT OF HAVING 10,000 "SONGS" PLAYING IN MY "EAR BUDS" IS JUST SOMETHING MY BRAIN CAN'T HANDLE RIGHT NOW...
