WATCH THIS CRUEL PARADOX UNFOLD RIGHT HERE!!
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THE FED'S HALLOWEEN TREAT WILL TURN INTO A TRICK...VERY VERY FAST!!
THE STANDARD YADA YADA WILL BE "HE KNOWS SOMETHING ABOUT THE ECONOMY THAT WE DON'T...!" THE REAL REASON WILL BE THE WEAKER DOLLAR AND HIGHER OIL...