THIS MOTHER OF ALL "BAD NEWS IS GOOD NEWS" MARKETS WILL SOAR ALL WEEK!
BECAUSE THE BAD NEWS WILL JUST KEEP ON COMING... BY FRIDAY THE GLOOM AND DOOM WILL BE SO THICK YOU'LL BE ABLE TO EAT IT WILL A FORK!
EVEN THE INEVITABLE JOBS BIG LIE WILL NOT WIPE THE SHIT-EATING SMILE OFF WALL STREET'S FACE NEXT WEEK...
WATCH FOR GOLD AND OIL TO START RISING...AND THE DOLLAR RESUME IT'S DECLINE...EVEN AS THE DOW SOARS WILDLY INTO THE BONUS SEASON FINALE.