Monday, January 28, 2008

STATE OF THE UNION: LAST FOR BUSH! OUR LONG NIGHTMARE IS NEARLY OVER!!

ONE OF THE REAL BULLSHIT NOTIONS FLOATING AROUND IS THAT THE IRAQ WAR IS SOMEHOW "BETTER"....

WHAT REALLY HAPPEN IS THE SHIA GOVERNMENT IN THE GREEN ZONE IS FEASTING OFF THE US TAXPAYERS...

AND SPREADING US TAXPAYERS' MONEY AROUND THE SOUTHERN SHIA AREAS...


"THE SURGE" IN THE NORTH...ESSENTIALLY GOT THE SHIA DEATH SQUADS OUT OF THE SUNNI AREAS IN ANBAR...

OF COURSE THIS WAS ACCOMPANIED WITH LARGE CHECKS FROM THE US GOVERNMENT TO THE SUNNI LEADERSHIP IN THE REGION...THE SO-CALLED "NICE SUNNIS"!

BECAUSE THE SUNNIS SURE AS HELL WEREN'T GOING TO GET ANY MONEY FROM THE GREEN ZONE SHIAS!!


SO NOW, THE SUNNIS ARE "PLAYING ALONG" WITH THE AMERICANS IN HOPES OF GETTING THE NEEDED EQUIPMENT TO DEFEAT THE GREEN ZONE SHIA...AND RESTORE THE SUNNI CONTROL OVER IRAQ...

AND AMAZINGLY, AT THIS POINT WASHINGTON MAY BE THINKING THAT IS A GOOD IDEA...AFTER ALL THAT'S WHY THE CIA PUT SADDAM IN POWER IN THE FIRST PLACE...TO COUNTER BALANCE IRANIAN POWER IN THE SOUTH OF IRAQ!!

NOW THROUGH SOME STRANGE ALCHEMY OR MEDIA BULLSHIT THIS "SURGE" HAS BEEN TRANSLATED BY BUSH INTO:

"WE ARE WINNING IN IRAQ....!"

WHAT THE HELL....?

JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE WRITING CHECKS FOR BOTH SIDES IN THE CIVIL WAR...IS NOT EXACTLY WINNING...!

OK. BOTH SIDES HAVE QUIT KILLING YOUR GUYS...FOR A WHILE

AND THINGS HAVE SETTLED DOWN IN THE SUNNI REGIONS...WHERE THE SHIA DEATH SQUADS, WITH US MILITARY ASSISTANCE AND SUPPORT, WERE MASSACRING SUNNIS IN THE BEDS!!


AND NOW THE OSAMA'S GUYS ARE BEING TOLD TO LAY LOW FOR A WHILE...SO BUSH CAN FIND A WAY OUT OF IRAQ... AND THE CHECKS FROM WASHINGTON ARE NICE TOO!

BUT ARE THE SUNNIS ALL BUSH LOVERS NOW...AND OSAMA HATERS? NOT A CHANCE...! ALL IRAQIS HATE AMERICA NOW...

BUT WHAT BUSH LEARNED OVER THE LAST FIVE YEARS IS THAT YOU CAN USE THE SAME TACTICS IN IRAQ THAT YOU DO IN WASHINGTON...!!

JUST KEEP THE PAYOFFS COMING TO THE RIGHT PEOPLE AND EVERYTHING LOOKS PEACHY...!

THE STATE OF THE UNION SUCKS!! AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT...