THESE FLOODS ARE GOD'S WRATH FOR YOUR IGNORANCE!!
REPENT YE BUBBA REPUBLICANS!!
REPENT...OR YOU WILL NEVER AFFORD GAS FOR YOUR FORD F-150...!!
YOU KNOW THE ONE THAT'S PARKED ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD UNTIL PAYDAY...WHEN YOU CAN AFFORD A CAN OF GAS...TO DRIVE IT HOME AND PARK IT.