THE CASH SURGE INTO THE MONEY CENTER BANKS HAS WORKED...!
UNLIKE THE SURGE IN IRAQ WHICH IS FAKING IT....
BERNANKE'S SURGE REALLY HAS "WORKED."
NOW, THE BIG BANKS CAN BUY THEIR OWN STOCKS...WITH FED MONEY...AND OFF LOAD THEIR STINKING SHIT TO THE AMERICAN "SUCKER" TAXPAYERS!
SWEET FUCKIN DEAL!! NO WONDER BANK STOCKS GO UP 20% PER DAY!!
THEY CAN ALSO BUY SHARES IN THE BROKERAGES, MONEY RUNNERS...AND EVERYTHING ELSE IN SIGHT...AS LONG AS IT DEALS ONLY IN "GOOD" "PAPER ASSETS" THAT IS...!
NOTHING BAD AND "HARD" LIKE OIL, GOLD, PORK...!!
DOWN DEMON OIL DOWN!!
DOWN DEVIL GOLD DOWN!!
AND MAKE EVERYTHING LOOK JUST PEACHY...
AS FOR RESULTS...? COME ON...YOU'VE HEARD OF CREATIVE ACCOUNTING RIGHT?
WELL, THE TURN AROUND IS GOING TO BE AMAZINGLY... ALL THE "BAD STUFF" HAS JUST "DISAPPEARED" FROM THE BOOKS...!
ANOTHER FED MIRACLE!!
CALL THE POPE IF HE'S STILL AROUND THESE PARTS!!
WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY BEATIFICATION TO ATTEND TO!!
IT'S ONLY BLUE SKIES FROM NOW ON!!
THE CLEANSING POWER OF FED LIQUIDITY SHOULD NEVER BE UNDERESTIMATED...!!
AND THIS ONE IS REAL...
THE BEAR MARKET IS OVER...!!
IT'S TIME FOR ONLY HAPPY TALK FO' DA' REST A DA' SUMMER...
THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF TIME FOR REAL PROBLEMS IN OCTOBER...
I HONESTLY THINK WALL STREET WOULD HAVE HARD TIME MUSTERING EVEN ONE DOWN DAY FROM NOW TILL LABOR DAY!!
I'VE SEE THESE "SWITCHEROOS" BEFORE...!!
AND WHEN THEY HAPPEN THEY HARDEN FAST!!
