Friday, July 18, 2008

I GOT MY OBAMA BUMPER STICKER TODAY...AND YOU?

I GOT MY OBAMA BUMPER STICKER TODAY AT A LOCAL FESTIVAL...

I'M PUTTING IT FRONT AND CENTER ON THE BACK WINDOW OF MY CAR...UNTIL THE ELECTION...

AND IF I CAN FIND A DIFFERENT ONE I'LL PUT TWO ON ... YOU SHOULD DO THE SAME...

THIS ELECTION IS IMPORTANT AND THERE ARE A WHOLE LOT OF REALLY REALLY STUPID PEOPLE OUT THERE...

OBAMA WILL BE GREETED IN EUROPE AS A HERO... HIS CROWDS WILL BE HUGE...AND WILDLY SUPPORTIVE...

LET US HOPE THAT CONGENITALLY STUPID AMERICANS WILL NOTICE THE STRONG SUPPORT FROM OUR MORE INTELLIGENT COUSINS IN EUROLAND!!

AFTER ALL, THEY ARE THE ONE'S WHO DIDN'T "HAVE TO LEAVE" ... BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T FIND WORK!!

AND MCCAIN ?

HE COULDN'T FILL UP THE LOCAL EURO-MICKYD'S...

EVEN IF HE WAS PROMISING FRIES FOR EVERYONE!

ABSOLUTELY NO ONE IN THE WORLD...OUTSIDE OF THE AMERICAN "STUPID BELT" ...WANTS MCCAIN IN THE WHITE HOUSE...!!


IT'S A CONTEST BETWEEN THE OLD, CRANKY, IGNORANT AND PROBABLY DEMENTED...

AND THE NEW, INTELLIGENT AND FRESH...


NOW ALL THAT SAID:

REMEMBER, I STILL SUPPORT MCCAIN FOR PRESIDENT...

AND I FIRMLY PREDICT MCCAIN WILL BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT...!!

P.S.

Hmmmm..... the McCain "stupid belt"...I like that phrase...!

I'll probably use that one again... like...

SUPPROT FOR MCCAIN STRONG IN AMERICAN "STUPID BELT!" or

IS THE AMERICAN "BIBLE BELT" NOW THE AMERICAN "STUPID BELT?"

WHY DO WE EVEN LET STUPID PEOPLE VOTE...?

PERHAPS THERE SHOULD BE A VOTERS QUALIFYING QUESTIONAIRE...OF SAY 10 QUESTIONS EVERY AMERICAN SHOULD KNOW...BUT REAL REAL EASY....AND YOU HAVE TO GET 5 OF 10 RIGHT!! ONLY 50%!!

JUST TO SEE IF YOU CAN FIND YOUR ASS USING BOTH HANDS!!

THE QUESTIONS COULD BE THINGS LIKE:

WHO WAS THE FIRST PRESIDENT?

HOW MANY SENATORS DOES EACH STATE GET IN CONGRESS...?

WHO WAS PRESIDENT DURING THE CIVIL WAR? ...LINCOLN OR JOHNSON WOULD BE ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS....

WHAT HAPPEN IN 1776 IN THE US...?

I MEAN IF SOMEONE IS THAT STUPID...WHY SHOULD THEY GET ONE VOTE THE SAME AS OTHER PEOPLE...?

I'M UNDEMOCRATIC? YES! DEFINITELY...JUST AS BAD AS THE FOUNDERS OF THIS NATION!! HENCE THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE...

THE BIG PROBLEM IN AMERICA TODAY IS THE STUPID AND THE GREEDY ARE RUINING THE COUNTRY FOR EVERYONE ELSE...!!

AND THE "CODE WORD" FOR "STUPID AND GREEDY" ??

SADDLY IS ..."REPUBLICANS!!"