STOCKS TANK INTO THE HOLIDAY... WHY NO ORANGE ALERT YET?

STOCKS TANKED INTO THE LONG HOLIDAY WEEKEND...

BUT WHY ....ON THE 4TH OF JULY...IS THERE NO "ORANGE ALERT" YET...?

Oh RIGHT...? THE ELECTIONS AREN'T CLOSE ENOUGH... TRUE.

BUT, REMEMBER...DURING THE LAST ELECTION CYCLE... ALL OF THOSE "DOUBLE TOP SECRET" INTERCEPTS OF "CHATTER?"

AND CHENEY'S "REALLY SECRET STUFF "...?

WHICH "MADE" DUBYA ISSUE AN "ORANGE ALERT" ... EVERYTIME KERRY WOULD RISE IN THE POLLS ...OR HAVE A MAJOR SPEECH...?

WELL, BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY...!! YOU BETCHA!

I WONDER IF THAT "WAR ON TERRA" BULLSHIT IS TOO "OLD HAT" NOW FOR THE MCCAIN CANDIDACY...?

WELL, I THINK NOT... THEY WILL USE IT WHEN THE TIME COMES...

BUT, WHAT BETTER TIME TO GET THE NATIONAL SECURITY BALL ROLLING THAN WITH A GOOD OLD FASHION...PRO-REPUBLICAN...NATIONAL SECURITY ALERT JUST IN TIME FOR THE 4TH OF JULY WEEKEND...!!

THAT COULD BE VERY DAMAGING TO OBAMA...

I MEAN OSAMA...

I MEAN...

WELL, WHAT~EVER!

YOU GET THE PICTURE...?