Thursday, September 4, 2008

PALIN OBAMA: or, HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL...

THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE IS NARROWED DOWN TO OBAMA vs PALIN...!

SORT OF THE HIGH SCHOOL QUARTERBACK AGAINST THE HOMECOMING QUEEN...!

CLEARLY, THE PALIN CHOICE WILL APPEAL TO AMERICA'S VAST WHITE TRASH POPULATION....

I MEAN WHEN IT COMES TO HARVARD LAW...OR IDAHO STATE...WHICH IS MORE "MIDDLE CLASS" ....?

THE PROBLEM IS MCCAIN...

MCCAIN IS CREEPY...AND ODD...AND TO GET PALIN AS VP...YOU GOTTA TAKE MCCAIN FOR PRESIDENT FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS... THAT'S A RISK THAT SOME GROWN UPS DON'T WANT TO TAKE... BECAUSE OF MCCAIN'S TEMPER PROBLEM...AND HIS ADVANCED AGE...

AS TO QUALIFICATIONS IT SEEMS THAT THAT ISSUE HAS BEEN PUT TO REST ONCE AND FOR ALL... IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE HOW LONG SOMEONE HAS BEEN DOING SOMETHING AS LONG AS THEY HAVE ACHEIVED A CERTAIN LEVEL OF POLITICAL SUCCESS... NAMELY IN THE SENATE OR AS A GOVERNOR.

PERHAPS THE QUALIFICATIONS ARUGMENT CAN BE MADE IF ONE OF THE CANDIDATE REALLY MAKES A GAFF...

WE WILL BE ON HEAVY "GAFF WATCH" FROM NOW TILL THE ELECTION.

INDEED GAFFS AND OTHER SUCH ARE OFTEN THE DRIVING FACTOR IN ELECTIONS...

REMEMBER NIXONS SWEATY LIP AND HIS TIE...?

YEAH WELL...IT'S BEEN GOING ON FOR A WHILE...

CLEARLY, ISSUES WILL NOT BE IMPORTANT...

THE IRAQ WAR IS WIDING DOWN... THE US MILITARY WILL BE ALLOWED TO LIVE IN THE DESERT AND NEVER SHOW THEIR FACES IN IRAQI CITIES UNLESS CALLED BY THE GREEN ZONE...

THIS IS MCCAIN'S VISION OF "HONOR."

IRAQ IS FINISHED... BUT THE KILLING OF WOMEN AN CHILDREN IN AFGHANISTAN MAY BE RAMPED UP...

THE US ECONOMY IS A HOPELESS BASKET CASE...RUNNING ON EMPTY MOST OF THE TIME...OR WITH THE HELP OF CHINA...

I DON'T THINK "JOBS ARE COMING BACK"...ANYTIME SOON...

SO...IT'S YOUR PICK...

THE PREGNANT HOMECOMING QUEEN...!!

OR THE BLACK HIGH SCHOOL QUARTER BACK WHO'S GOT A BIG SCHOLARSHIP TO THE IVY LEAGUE...!!

AMERICANS NEVER GET WHAT THEY NEED...BUT THEY ALWAYS GET WHAT THEY DESERVE...!!