Tuesday, October 28, 2008

ELECTION DAY: RALLY OR PLUNGE?

IF OBAMA WINS THE MARKET WILL RALLY 1000 POINTS THE NEXT DAY...

WHY?

CALL IT "TOUGH LOVE" ...

WALL STREET REALIZES THAT IT'S HAD IT'S HAND IN THE COOKIE JAR FOR WAY TOO LONG AND SOME "RE-BALANCING" IS NEEDED...TO USE A FAVORITE WALL STREET TERM.

IF MCCAIN WINS THE MARKETS WILL CRASH 1000 POINTS...

WHY?

FOREIGNERS WILL BE IN A PANIC ABOUT BEING A HEART BEAT AWAY FROM PALIN...

AND THERE WILL BE A SENSE THAT AMERICANS REALLY ARE AS STUPID AS THEY SEEM...TO ELECT PALIN!!

(TRUST ME AMERICANS ARE EVEN STUPIDER THAN THEY SEEM TO THE OUTSIDE WORLD!)

GLOBAL TENSIONS WILL SOAR...RUSSIA WILL RECOIL IN HORROR...BUT WILL THEN SENSE OPPORTUNITY!

AND EUROLAND WILL BE FORCED TO CHOOSE BETWEEN MCCAIN IMPERIALISM...OR CHARTING A NEW COURSE ON THEIR OWN...PERHAPS FINALLY ADMITTING THAT RUSSIA IS PART OF EUROPE AFTER A 300 YEAR WAIT (1709 TO 2009!!).

PETER THE GREAT WOULD BE LOVIN IT...!!

ADDITIONALLY A MCCAIN WIN WOULD BE AN ALL CLEAR FOR THE LOOTING TO START UP AGAIN ON WALL STREET...ONLY THIS TIME THE SPECULATORS WILL BE DISAPPOINTED BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO LOOT. AND OF COURSE THE CONSUMER WOULD BE FINISHED...UNDER MCCAIN'S "OPPORTUNITY" AGENDA.