FIRST, THERE WAS:
JOHN, THE UNSTABLE ANGER MANAGEMENT GUY. A/K/A "THE MAVERICK?"
AND JOE, THE ZIONIST SENATOR AND ISRAELI LOBBY.
THEN:
SARAH, THE "CREATIONIST" WHACK JOB.
WHO "ENERGIZED" THE "JESUS FREAK" BASE OF THE REPUBLICAN "WALL STREET CONSPIRACY."
THEN, CINDY, THE ANOREXIC PILL POPPER.
THEN, JOE, THE PLUMBER... THE WORLD'S FIRST "PENNILESS MILLIONAIRE"
FINALLY,
TITO, THE BUILDER. A "MYSTERY MEXICAN," WHO LIKES TO WEAR SHADES ON TV...AND PROBABLY HAS SOMETHING SERIOUS TO HIDE.
BUT, HAS FOX NEWS, THE FASCISTS, CONVINCED, AMERICANS, THE MORONS,
TO CONTINUE THEIR INEVITABLE DECLINE INTO BEING THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE WORLD?
I SAY YES!!
MCCAIN HAS A LOCK ON THE WHITE HOUSE NOW!
