I'M READY FOR MY 1930'S ERA "SHOVEL JOB" UNDER THE NEW ADMINISTRATION...
ALL I NEED NOW IS SOME BAGGY WOOL PANTS AND A PULL OVER CAP OR BEAT UP FEDORA...AND I'M READY...!!
I'M CHECKING EVERYDAY AT THE LOCAL THRIFT STORE FOR THOSE NEEDED ITEMS...BUT THERE IS A LOT OF COMPETITION!
THIS IS GOING TO BE LIKE THE MOVIE SET FROM "GRAPES OF WRATH..."
HAVE YOU GOT YOUR "COSTUME" YET...? DON'T DELAY...
AND YOU LADIES:
YOU'RE GOING TO NEED A FLOWERED DRESS DOWN TO THE ANKLES...AND AN APRON TO WIPE THE FLOUR OFF YOUR HANDS...
ALSO PULL YOUR HAIR BACK IN A "BUN"...IT'S EASIER TO WIPE THE SWEAT FROM YOUR FACE WHILE YOU'RE WORKING IN THE KITCHEN...(PREGNANT AND BAREFOOT!)...
AND I'M SEARCHING EBAY...FOR A OLD CROSWELL OR RCA RADIO...SO I CAN TINKER WITH THE DAIL TO GET THE PRESIDENT'S FIRE SIDE CHATS...!!
AND HOW ABOUT A BLACK WESTERN ELECTRIC DIAL PHONE...! I'D KILL FOR ONE OF THOSE...AND A PACK OF CHESTERFIELDS TO SMOKE ON THE PORCH WHILE I'M WAITING FOR MY GOVERNMENT CHECK.
AND HOW ABOUT....
Hmmmmm?
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OH, WHAT THE FUCK....!!
CAN'T WE JUST BRING IN MORE ILLEGAL MEXICANS TO DO THESE FUCKIN "SHOVEL JOBS??"
I MEAN THAT'S HOW WE DID "INFRASTRUCTURE" UP UNTIL THE ELECTION OF OBAMA!!
THIS SHOVEL JOBS PROGRAM IS A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT...!!
WE ARE AMERICANS DAMN IT!
WE DON'T "MAKE THINGS" .... LIKE THOSE LITTLE BROWN AND YELLOW PEOPLE...!!
WE SPECULATE IN ASSET BUBBLES...!!
THIS IS ALL BULLSHIT FROM OBAMA ABOUT THIS "MASSIVE STIMULUS" CRAP...AND THESE FUCKIN' "SHOVEL JOBS"...FORGET IT...!
WE DON'T WANT THEM. AND WE CAN'T REALLY EVEN DO THEM! THAT'S WHAT THE ILLEGAL MEXICANS WERE FOR...
WHAT NEXT FOR AMERICANS...? FRUIT PICKING JOBS IN CALIFORNIA...!!
