I WON'T BE WATCHING THE BULLSHIT ON MONDAY AND TUESDAY...
BECAUSE...WELL, MY BTL HAS BEEN A BIT LOW LATELY... ie BULLSHIT TOLERENCE LEVEL....
AND THESE NEXT FEW DAZE WILL BE LIKE A BAG OF CANDY TO A DIABETIC...
FOR ANYONE WITH A HIGH SENSITIVITY TO POLITICAL BULLSHIT OVERDOSING...
SO I WILL AVERT MY ATTENTION TO SOMETHING ELSE DURING THE INAUGURATION FEST... TO AVOID THE INEVITABLE HANG OVER THE MORNING AFTER...
ONE THING THAT MANY FIND ODD...IS THIS NOTION THAT OBAMA WAS SOMEHOW A VICTORY FOR BLACKS IN AMERICA...AND OBAMA CAN ONLY BE "UNDERSTOOD" BY BLACKS...
HENCE, EVERY NETWORK NOW HAS A STABLE OF "BLACK COMMENTATORS" TO "EXPAIN" OBAMA'S EVERY MOVE, COMMENT AND NUANCE TO "US"... PITIFUL NON-HIP WHITE FOLKS....
WE, THE PITIFUL NON-BLACK PORTION OF THE ELECTORATE ....WHO REALLY CAN'T HOPE TO TRANSLATE THE MEANING OF THESE OBAMAIAN EVENTS INTO UNDERSTANDABLE "WHITE" POLITICAL ENGLISH...
THIS IDEA THAT EVERY POLICY AND STATEMENT MUST BE "BLACK FILTERED" ....FOR CLARITY TO THE WHITE ELECTORATE IS TROUBLING...
NOW, WE'LL NEED BLACK TRANSLATORS TO TELL US "WHAT IT ALL REALLY MEANS."
BUT WHY CAN'T A WHITE PERSON "TELL US" WHAT OBAMA IS "REALLY" DOING...? VERY ODD.
WILL WE REQUIRE CONSTANT "BLACK ASSISTANCE" TO UNDERSTAND AMERICAN POLITICS AND ECONOMICS DURING THE NEXT FOUR YEARS...?
THIS OF COURSE RAISES ALL KINDS OF EXPECTATIONS AND HOPES...
BUT OBAMA HAS BEEN BACK PEDDLING ON EXPECTATIONS LIKE A RUSSIAN CIRCUS ACT LATELY...
SINGLE PAYER HEALTH CARE...MORPHED INTO "KIDS' CARE" - SO MOMMY CAN CONTINUE WORKING FOR $5 PER HOUR AT THE RESTAURANT WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT HER KIDS BEING SICK...
A GREAT PROGRAM FOR LOW WAGE BUSINESS OWNERS!! AND TO KEEP PEOPLE OFF STATE MEDICAID UNTIL THEY ARE "TRULY BANKRUPT!"
NOW AT LEAST THOSE WALMART WORKERS' KIDS WON'T HAVE TO GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM...! AND MOMMY CAN KEEP WORKING FOR PEANUTS AND ABUSE AT THE MEGAMART...!!
BUT WAIT... EVEN KID'S HEALTH CARE IS A BIT "OFF THE TABLE NOW"....!
NOW OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE REFORM IS: "COMPUTERIZING" HOSPITALS TO "CUT COSTS!" YIPPEE!
YEAH RIGHT...
TOOT. TOOT....HEY, ALL ABOARD...ASSHOLES!
THE OBAMA BULLSHIT EXPRESS HAS IT'S NEXT WHISTLE STOP IN FIVE MINUTES...!!
WAKE ME UP WHEN IT'S OVER...
AND WE GET BACK TO WHAT PASSES FOR REALITY THESE DAZE...
