A FIVE PERCENT BANK CD...!!
AND STOCKS THAT PAY A 6% DIVIDEND
....AND ONLY "GO UP" 3% TO 4% PER YEAR...LIKE IN THE OLD DAYS...
BEFORE THE BULLSHIT TOOK OVER...
CURIOUSLY ONLY CHINA CAN GIVE US THAT HAPPY STATE OF AFFAIRS NOW...
IF THEY WILL JUST QUIT BUYING OUR FUCKING WORTHLESS WASHINGTON PAPER!!