ANYONE WHO LOOKS GOOD IN AN ALOHA OR HAWAIIAN SHIRT...
WOULD LOOK REALLY GREAT WITHOUT AN ALOHA SHIRT...
BUT WHY ARE ALOHA SHIRTS ALWAYS WORN BY THE FATTEST OLD GUYS...?
DON'T THEY KNOW THAT THIS STYLE MAKES THEM LOOK EVEN FATTER ...AND OLDER...! AN BASICALLY RUINS WEARING ALOHA SHIRTS FOR EVERYONE ELSE...
BY THE WAY THE ONLY COLOR ALOHA SHIRT TO BUY IS WITH A BLACK BACKGROUND.... I PREFER THE PICTORIAL PATTERNS...
NEVER THE BARS OR COLUMN STYLE...AND THE "OVER ALL" PATTERN IS WAY TO BUSY...
FISH AND AIRPLANE MOTIFS ARE NICE...
AND PREFERABLY THE BEST MAKER POSSIBLE...RAYON OR SILK...NEVER POLYESTER OR COTTON...UNLESS THE COTTON IT'S USED WITH THE PRINT "INSIDE OUT" TO GIVE THAT FAKE "SURFER LOOK"...
THERE ARE SOME 1960'S "BARK FABRIC" SHIRTS THAT ARE VERY VINTAGE AND OK FOR SPECIAL PARTIES...BUT WOULD LOOK RIDICULOUS TODAY BECAUSE THE PATTERNS ARE TOTALLY "JETSONS" ...OR BRADY BUNCH 70'S.
LOOK FOR FEATURES LIKE EXTRA BUTTONS SEWN IN THE FRONT TAILS...BUTTONS SHOULD BE MADE OF COCONUT...OR SOMETHING SIMILAR...NEVER PLAIN OLD PLASTIC BUTTONS...
PREFERABLY WITH "MADE IN HAWAII"....ON THE COLLAR LABEL...ESPECIALLY ON "VINTAGE" SHIRTS...
BUT DON'T IGNORE GREAT VINTAGE "MADE IN CALIFORNIA" LABELS... OR THE "CATALINA"MADE SHIRTS...IF YOU CAN FIND THEM.
