"U.S. stock futures turned higher on Friday as the market warmly greeted a $1.4 billion loss at Ford Motor Co. and a 32% profit drop at Microsoft, with preliminary indications from the banking sector stress test and durable-goods order data still on tap."
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Microsoft...reported a 32% profit drop during its fiscal third quarter on its first fall in sales as a public company. Microsoft had not provided guidance for its third quarter, and investors seemed relieved that its results were not worse than many feared, sending shares up nearly 5% in pre-market trade
WHAT IS GOING ON? IS IT ALL BULLSHIT NOW...?