IDEA FOR A SNL SKIT:
THE DOLLAR IS THE FAIRY , TINKERBELLE
BENANKE IS PETER PAN...
AND THE BANK OF CHINA IS CAPTAIN HOOK...
AND, AS A "GREEK CHORUS"... EVERYONE IN CENTRAL AND EASTERN EUROPE WHO HAS A SOCK DRAW STUFFED WITH US $100 BILLS IS ASKED TO START CHANTING: "I BELIEVE IN FAIRIES...!"
Hmmmm... MIGHT WORK...!
"DON'T DIE TINK!
PLEASE DON'T DIE...!"
