IS THERE A GAY AVAILABLE...PERHAPS ANOTHER WOMAN...
OR MAYBE REAL BLACK JURIST TO OFF SET THE SAD, PITIFUL AND DISTURBED CLARENCE, THE "HOUSE NEGRO"...?
MAYBE BILL CLINTON...? THAT WOULD BE A FUN PICK... OR ONE OF THE OLD GUARD LIBERALS WHO HAVE BEEN TOILING IN THE LEGAL VINEYARDS FOR SO LONG...?