ONLY REPUBLICANS, ZIONISTS AND BORN AGAINS...ARE "DOING THE RIGHT THING!"
GEE, NOW WE CAN ALL GO HOME AND SIMPLY TURN THE NATION OVER TO THE FOX NEWS BIMBOS...!!
WHODA THUNK IT WOULD ALL BE THAT EASY...!!
SIMPLY AVOID DEMOCRATS AND PROGRESSIVES AND ALL WILL BE WELL...THE WORLD WILL BE "GOOD" AGAIN...EVIL IN THE WORLD WILL DISAPPEAR...!
IT'S ALL SO SIMPLE FOR FOX NEWS...
ALL SO SIMPLE... THE WALL STREET RICH AND ULTRA-RIGHT ZIONISTS ARE GOOD...AND MUSLIMS AND DEMOCRATS ARE BAD...
WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED TO KNOW...?
THIS WOULD BE THE BEST OF ALL POSSIBLE WORLDS...!
IF ONLY... WE WOULD FOLLOW THE FOX NEWS "BLOND-BIMBO-WORLD-VEIW"...
OK....TRY THIS...?
FIRST "NEW RULE"...?
LIP GLOSS...!
LOTS OF IT...!
AND OF COURSE THAT WONDERFUL FOX "TRADE MARK"....
A BLANK SLACK-JAWED FACIAL EXPRESSION... WHENEVER...A "PROGRESSIVE" IS SPEAKING...
A VARIATION OF IT IS SORT OF LIKE HOW YOU'D LOOK...IF YOU JUST STEPPED IN DOG SHIT...
AND THE BEST WAY TO "DEBATE" A PROGRESSIVE?
IS SIMPLY ROLLING YOUR EYES...INTERRUPTING CONSTANTLY...SCREAMING IF NECESSARY
...A/K/A "THE COULTER GAMBIT"...
THEN QUICKLY CUTTING AWAY TO A COMMERCIAL.
IT WORKS EVERY TIME...!
AND CLEARLY SHOWS HOW DUMB PROGRESSIVES ARE FOR EVEN COMING ON FOX NEWS...!
IF AMERICANS BUY INTO THE FOX NEWS BULLSHIT WORLDVIEW...THEY DESERVE TO FAIL!!
AND MY HUNCH IS THAT THEY WILL...
