IF FOX WANTS TO BE REALLY FREAKY...?
WHY NOT ALLOW THE "PUNDITS" TO BREAK INTO A FIST FIGHT...?
SORT OF LIKE IN PROFESSIONAL HOCKEY...
CONSIDER:
WHO'D WATCH A PROFESSIONAL HOCKEY GAME ... IF IT WERE NOT FOR THE POSSIBLITY THAT A BIG "BENCH EMPTYING" BRAWL MIGHT BREAK OUT AT ANY MOMENT...?
WHO'D GO TO A NASCAR RACE IF THERE WERE NO POSSIBILITY OF A DEADLY CRASH...?
THE NHL KNOWS THE "VALUE" OF A GOOD FIST FIGHT...
FOX COULD LEARN A THING OR TWO FROM PROFESSIONAL HOCKEY...
BUT...OK, IF FIST FIGHTING IS OFF THE TABLE...
THEN, FOX SHOULD SUPPLY IT'S "PUNDITS" WITH PIES TO THROW IN EACH OTHERS FACES...
SHADES OF THE LATE SOUPY SALES...!!
IMAGINE THE RATINGS FROM LETTING PAUL KRUGMAN THROW A PIE IN THE FACE OF ANN COULTER...!
OR LETTING BRIT HUME THROW A PIE IN THE FACE OF BARNEY FRANK...!
OFF THE CHARTS... BABY!!
OFF THE CHARTS...!
EARTH TO FOX AND FREAKS:
JUST DO IT...!
IMAGINE HOW HIGH RATINGS WOULD GO THEN...
IMAGINE THE POWER OF FOX NEWS...IMAGINE ALL THAT POWER...!
FOX POWER!!!
ALAS, WHILE POOR RACHEAL AND KEITH ON MSNBC... JUST DRONE ON "PROGRESSIVELY...?
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