SURVIVING A MAJOR CAR WRECK...!
AND THEN... BEING HAPPY ABOUT IT BECAUSE:
YOU "ONLY" HAD A CONCUSSION, BROKEN ARM, BACK INJURY...LACERATIONS AND CONTUSIONS.
AND WILL WALK WITH A LIMP FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE......!
POSTSCRIPT:
OR, LIKE HAVING YOUR WIFE BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU WITH A GOLF CLUB...!