THERE'S MINERALS IN THEM THAR MOUNTAINS....
WHY THEM MOUNTAINS ARE POSITIVELY... "MADE OF MINERALS...!
YES,...WE CALL THAT "GEOLOGY...!"
CLEARLY... OBAMA NEEDED A NEW MOJO TO JUSTIFY PROTECTING THE POPPY CROP...BECAUSE THE AFGHAN WAR WAS LITERALLY "ON THE ROCKS!"
EUREKA...THAT'S IT!
BUT NOW WE CAN LEAVE THE AFGHANS...AWASH IN THEIR NEW FOUND "WEALTH"...OF GOLD, LITHIUM, RUBIES...
ALL THANKS TO THE US MILITARY...AND WIKIPEDIA....!
BRING BACK THE PEACOCK THRONE...!!
CLEARLY, THE BULLSHIT IS CHANGING IN AFGHANISTAN...FAST!
